Ooh, this is the juicy page, right? Just how much does a millennial rockstar copywriter cost nowadays?

Hint: more than it did before millennials were A Thing. But less than when Mad Men was The Thing.

The short answer is, of course, that it depends. But to elaborate on that...

My day rate starts at $350/£240, unless you’re asking me to do something I really don’t want to do (proof reading technical specifications is, in the words of the mean shop ladies in Pretty Woman, “veeeeeery expensive”).

Here’s an extremely rough guide as to what that means:


But this is a very rough guide – tell me exactly what you need and I'll provide a tailored quote. 

(And by the way, if your company deals in red wine, chorizo or jumpsuits, we can Come To An Arrangement)